I hate Sweden
Today it is 350 years ago that the Swedish King Karl Gustav started an ethnical cleaning in Denmark and later taking over Skåne, Halland and Blekinge. Today he is celebrated as a hero in Sweden and there is even a statue of him in Malmö. It was Magnus Stenbock who commited the crimes, hence he is known as “The Swedish Milosevics”, but it was Karl Gustav who was the commander.
Next week, there is a big Swedish military exercise in southern part of Sweden, close to the Danish border. They are actually practising how to use tanks in the area around the Oresunds bridge going to Denmark.
Furthermore, tomorrow it is the Day of Destiny for the Danish national soccer team, when we will play against, yes, correctly guessed Sweden. Do you see a pattern?
If we loose this match, there is no way that Denmark will qualify for the European Championship, it is Zlatan against Jon.
Sweden has their “svenskjävlar” Systembolaget, which is the closes one get to a dictatorship in the Nordic region. They have ABBA that they still today talk about, like if they won the ESC last year. No, the only good thing about Sweden is Barsebäck – and they are even closing that down now.
IKEA, crackers and Volvo that is what they are proud of. Swedish design my ---.
In Denmark we have Roskilde Festival, one of the biggest music festivals in the world, in Sweden they have Hultsfred that no one knows about. And talking about soccer, we have Peter Schmeichel (that most people should know), Sweden is most proud of Thomas Ravelli… The “brand” Absolut is, yes, just a brand. The crappy vodka will never beat a Gammel Dansk snaps.
And talking about alcohol, who the f*** will ever drink a “Pripps Blue”? (even though it is owned by Danish Carlsberg).
In Sweden they agree on agreeing, look at how politics works there, it is almost like they feel uncomfortable with disagreements. And still they kill their politicians, Anna and Olof.
There are two people on this earth that think that they live in paradise, North Koreans and Swedes.
I am tired of their long hair and their tight pants.
And then they even stole our flag, they just changed the colours a bit!!!
I am tired of Tommy and Annika, realize it, you are siblings, it is not good! And then a strong red hair girl comes to the town and suddenly you run over to her. Get your own Life; don’t lean on the strong people, what about helping the weak once instead?
AND DON’T LOOK AT THE HORSE THAT WAY, IT IS AN ANIMAL FOR GOD SAKE!
Next week, there is a big Swedish military exercise in southern part of Sweden, close to the Danish border. They are actually practising how to use tanks in the area around the Oresunds bridge going to Denmark.
Furthermore, tomorrow it is the Day of Destiny for the Danish national soccer team, when we will play against, yes, correctly guessed Sweden. Do you see a pattern?
If we loose this match, there is no way that Denmark will qualify for the European Championship, it is Zlatan against Jon.
Sweden has their “svenskjävlar” Systembolaget, which is the closes one get to a dictatorship in the Nordic region. They have ABBA that they still today talk about, like if they won the ESC last year. No, the only good thing about Sweden is Barsebäck – and they are even closing that down now.
IKEA, crackers and Volvo that is what they are proud of. Swedish design my ---.
In Denmark we have Roskilde Festival, one of the biggest music festivals in the world, in Sweden they have Hultsfred that no one knows about. And talking about soccer, we have Peter Schmeichel (that most people should know), Sweden is most proud of Thomas Ravelli… The “brand” Absolut is, yes, just a brand. The crappy vodka will never beat a Gammel Dansk snaps.
And talking about alcohol, who the f*** will ever drink a “Pripps Blue”? (even though it is owned by Danish Carlsberg).
In Sweden they agree on agreeing, look at how politics works there, it is almost like they feel uncomfortable with disagreements. And still they kill their politicians, Anna and Olof.
There are two people on this earth that think that they live in paradise, North Koreans and Swedes.
I am tired of their long hair and their tight pants.
And then they even stole our flag, they just changed the colours a bit!!!
I am tired of Tommy and Annika, realize it, you are siblings, it is not good! And then a strong red hair girl comes to the town and suddenly you run over to her. Get your own Life; don’t lean on the strong people, what about helping the weak once instead?
AND DON’T LOOK AT THE HORSE THAT WAY, IT IS AN ANIMAL FOR GOD SAKE!
posted by ...The eyes of the world | 2:11 PM
8 Comments:
godmorgen, hvem har tisset på din sukkermad?
meget MEGET dansk kommentar... det er da én ting vi kan finde ud af i det her land - at være kritiske (/negative).
oh mads, du er så dansk :)
kampen i går hjalp nok heller ikke på din kærlighed til svenskerne?
Hehe, Kære AK, husk nu at dette indlæg var SUPER ironisk. JEG ELSKER SVENSKERE!! :-)
og det var mit indlæg også lidt... but still, det hører vel med til det der med at være 'dansk'. hvilket du jo som sagt er dygtig til. ihh hvor vi elsker de svenskere ;)
"Swedish King Karl Gustav started an ethnical cleaning in Denmark". the correct term is probably "ethnic". but even more correct would be "ethical". having said that, let me explain my strong, very strong statement.
danes are, and will always be, the smaller sibling, of sweden. we have always, and will always, be more developed in every from of the word. politically (seeing that we allow those victims of jyllands-posten into our country, discuss in an ordered fashion, and recognise and try to follow a framework of moral), economically (theres no point in explaining this one, seeing that you live on an island that has a coast that is reachable by car in no more than 2 hours from any point on this island), socially (and once again, no point in ellaborately explaining this. roskilde is a fantastic event, a well-needed escape for some. but extending this escape to...all year round, seems...depressing. danish).
absolut is a world-selling vodka, enjoyed in every corner of the world, while gammeldansk (if even that) is at most used to penalise those who are to get married at stag-parties, or maybe birthday-boys. whats more is that every dane in denmark has at least one piece of furniture from good old IKEA. and then, its not like parents in denmark would choose a...i dunno...opel or nissan for proven top-class safety (couldnt come up with a dansih car manufacturer, as there are none).
algrehn bilar! beautiful women! knäckebröd! cheap designer furniture! tiger of sweden! we! acne!
hail the tight jeans! maintain your hair!
long live the svenskergarn!
max, defender of sweden.
i do like your pølse
jag ar bara ironisk!
hahahah
Mads!
1. If using history - always get the facts right: King Karl Gustaf along with Magnus Stenbock. Not correct to qoute Rhianne. It was the Swedish king Karl X Gustaf who invaded Denmark and took Skåne away from you. Magnus Stenbock was two generations afterwards and military commander over Skåne, the one who defeated Denmark at the battle of Helsingborg in 1710. The Swedish Milosevic would be the son of Karl X Gustaf, king Karl XI, he was the one who brutally raped, burned and killed the population of Skåne in order to try to assimillate them.
2. And in Denmark the have Dansk Folkeparti. Further comment not needed.
Otherwise, enjoy Newcastle and keep up the good work.
varför hatar du sverige så mkt? avundsjuka är inte en bra sjuka.
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